He will wake you up telling you that you need to see the categories on his bed. Drowsily, you will follow him into his room where you will see this:
|MOM! Look! They are in 3 categories. Unicorns, Kittens, and Other".|
|"That is, Unicorns on the left, then kittens in the middle because they are my favorite, and then Other. |
Because there are others".
When you finally stop shaking your head to yourself and go downstairs to make yourself a much needed cup of coffee, he will call out to you:
"MOM! James spilled flavor blasted goldfish in the living room! Don't worry, there aren't THAT many though".
There is a short hesitation. And then,
"Well, I guess there are kind of a lot, because there are enough to make a triangle!"
And, confused again, you will walk into the living room with the dustpan to see this:
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go find my Quirky Kids book...